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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:20 am

and on another note to add to the already late news: I tore my urethra the other day.

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Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:23 am

it must feel bad when even the law doesn't want you
and how did you manage that
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:27 am

It was freezing the other day.

I stuck the tip of my dick on a piece of metal outside on that day.

and I forced my little willy off the piece of metal and well...

I saw a lot of my urethra on said piece of metal.


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Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:28 am

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:It was freezing the other day.

I stuck the tip of my dick on a piece of metal outside on that day.

what a brilliant idea
maybe i should try that
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:29 am

Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:It was freezing the other day.

I stuck the tip of my dick on a piece of metal outside on that day.

what a brilliant idea
maybe i should try that

ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et

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Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:36 am

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et
i managed to rip out part of it and some flesh too
i'm way better than you
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:38 am

Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et
i managed to rip out part of it and some flesh too
i'm way better than you
aw man how am i gonna top you dog

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Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:39 am

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et
i managed to rip out part of it and some flesh too
i'm way better than you
aw man how am i gonna top you dog
if you manage to cut it off i will applaud you and give you a complimentary handjob
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:40 am

Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et
i managed to rip out part of it and some flesh too
i'm way better than you
aw man how am i gonna top you dog
if you manage to cut it off i will applaud you and give you a complimentary handjob
okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick

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Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:42 am

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick
no
i swear i'll give you a handjob
you can't feel it
it'll slide out
but still
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:43 am

Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick
no
i swear i'll give you a handjob
you can't feel it
it'll slide out
but still
okay then
let me get the rusty and dull kitchen knife

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Re: Chris-chan to get off parole on July 10th

Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:44 am

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick
no
i swear i'll give you a handjob
you can't feel it
it'll slide out
but still
okay then
let me get the rusty and dull kitchen knife
take it like a man
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:46 am

Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick
no
i swear i'll give you a handjob
you can't feel it
it'll slide out
but still
okay then
let me get the rusty and dull kitchen knife
take it like a man
aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do

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Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:54 am

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do
stick a bag over it
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:58 am

Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do
stick a bag over it
okay i did that
but theres another problem
i lost my mr happy

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Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:59 am

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do
stick a bag over it
okay i did that
but theres another problem
i lost my mr happy
think of it as a budget sex change
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:04 am

Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do
stick a bag over it
okay i did that
but theres another problem
i lost my mr happy
think of it as a budget sex change
okay

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Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:07 am

so what were we talking about
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:08 am

Konpeki wrote:so what were we talking about

chris-tran

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Post by Konpeki on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:10 am

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
Konpeki wrote:so what were we talking about

chris-tran
i like his comics
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Post by ModernAmericanGypsy on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:13 am

Konpeki wrote:
ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
Konpeki wrote:so what were we talking about

chris-tran
i like his comics
me too

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