Chris-chan to get off parole on July 10th

and on another note to add to the already late news: I tore my urethra the other day.

it must feel bad when even the law doesn't want you
and how did you manage that

It was freezing the other day.

I stuck the tip of my dick on a piece of metal outside on that day.

and I forced my little willy off the piece of metal and well...

I saw a lot of my urethra on said piece of metal.

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:It was freezing the other day.

I stuck the tip of my dick on a piece of metal outside on that day.

what a brilliant idea
maybe i should try that

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:It was freezing the other day.

I stuck the tip of my dick on a piece of metal outside on that day.

what a brilliant idea
maybe i should try that

ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et

i managed to rip out part of it and some flesh too
i'm way better than you

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et

i managed to rip out part of it and some flesh too
i'm way better than you

aw man how am i gonna top you dog

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et

i managed to rip out part of it and some flesh too
i'm way better than you

aw man how am i gonna top you dog

if you manage to cut it off i will applaud you and give you a complimentary handjob

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
ya it totly fel gud

u shuld do et

i managed to rip out part of it and some flesh too
i'm way better than you

aw man how am i gonna top you dog

if you manage to cut it off i will applaud you and give you a complimentary handjob

okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick

no
i swear i'll give you a handjob
you can't feel it
it'll slide out
but still

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick

no
i swear i'll give you a handjob
you can't feel it
it'll slide out
but still

okay then
let me get the rusty and dull kitchen knife

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick

no
i swear i'll give you a handjob
you can't feel it
it'll slide out
but still

okay then
let me get the rusty and dull kitchen knife

take it like a man

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
okay i cut off my dick-
wait is this a trick

no
i swear i'll give you a handjob
you can't feel it
it'll slide out
but still

okay then
let me get the rusty and dull kitchen knife

take it like a man

aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do

stick a bag over it

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do

stick a bag over it

okay i did that
but theres another problem
i lost my mr happy

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do

stick a bag over it

okay i did that
but theres another problem
i lost my mr happy

think of it as a budget sex change

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:
aaaaa
i cut mai peenie off
theres blood everywhichway
what do i do

stick a bag over it

okay i did that
but theres another problem
i lost my mr happy

think of it as a budget sex change

okay

so what were we talking about

Konpeki wrote:so what were we talking about

chris-tran

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:

Konpeki wrote:so what were we talking about

chris-tran

i like his comics

Konpeki wrote:

ModernAmericanGypsy wrote:

Konpeki wrote:so what were we talking about

chris-tran

i like his comics

me too